Thursday, December 31, 2009

Letter to the Old and New Year

Dear 2009,

   You suck! Therefore I will no longer be needing your services. As of today you need to pack your things and get out. I thought your cousins 2008, 2007, and 2006 were bad but you found a way to top them when I did not think it was possible. The only good thing I can say about you is that you managed to not let me have any miscarriages this year and for that I thank you. That is all the thanks you will get from me. I do not want to see or here from you after today. Get out and stay out. Thank you!


To Baby and Beyond

Dear 2010,

   Your new job will be effective tomorrow. I have great expectations for you. And since I have not told the previous years EXACTLY what I expected from then and therefore they ended in nothing but crap, I am going to tell you EXACTLY what is expected.

1. Pregnancy, for me, that will end in a live baby!
2. A new job that I will be happy at and perferably where I can make some good money.
3. My back to get better.
4. My animals to be fine.
5. Last but not least...Much health and happiness for me, my family and my friends including my bloggy friends.

If you can not live up to these expectations...well that is just to bad because you ill have to figure out a way. I am sick of the promises from the previous years not being fullfilled and so therefore there will be severe consequences.

I look forwarded to meeting you tomorrow. Make a plan tonight because starting tomorrow you have a lot of work to do. Thank you!

 To Baby and Beyond

I hope you all have a very safe and Happy New Year! I will be back to the blogging thing after the new year!



Michele said...

Here's hoping that 2010 gets the message!

Kahla said...

May 2010 be all you hope for and more!

JamieD said...

2009 - don't let the door hit you on the way out!

I hope 2010 makes all your wishes and dreams come true, plus some.

Circus Princess said...

Where do I sign?
Dear 2010,
Big bonus to be expected if all your assignments are fullfilled. Here are mine:
1. Pregnancy followed by birth of healthy baby.
2. Health and happiness for family, friends and pets.
3. Peace, love and understanding to the world.
Circus Princess

Sunny said...

I always love your letters -- I just wish that 2009 hadn't been such a bizatch to you! I hope and pray this means that 2010 will be IT, that year you have been waiting for and so deserve. Happy New Year!

battynurse said...

That's great. Happy New Year. I hope 2010 gets your message and gets the job done!

Bluebird said...

Love this. Maybe we just haven't been "rough enough" in years past :) Here's to laying it all out there and hoping 2010 listens!

Stacey said...

My sentiments exactly, especially toward 2009! Sending you best wishes for 2010. Hope it's all you want it to be and more!

Coffeegrl said...

Here's to a fabulous 2010!